megazeux rules: special edition 2

by guyver


*Note that the only true facts known are that gaK is missing, MenTaLboY has left NR, and there is quite a bit of animosity between NR and AD. As far as anyone knows, this may have happened.

In #autumndreams...

*Legendd sits in his throne elevated above the large AD mosaic floor. An evil yenrab with horns and a pitchfork sits at his left. The corpse of the good yenrab lies at his right, which has apparently been punctured with a pitchfork, and then bludgeoned with a tail. Myth, Veloso, and xf stand two steps below Legendd's throne, standing guard. emmzee and Waka stand near the entrance speaking among themselves. AsTeriCk stands near the middle of the room, chatting with seanarcher about potential projects. Monthi and Falcon are surprisingly missing. CapnKev and MenTaLBoY stand near a side wall, chatting about matters beyond comprehension of the rest present. A newbie enters, exhausted.

<newbie> Lord Legendd, news from the front.

<Legendd> You may speak.

<newbie> The majority of the rebels have been captured. We've used the same technique on them as their previous master. Their new commander will soon fall to the same technique, and they will be destroyed.

<Legendd> Excellent. Bring them to me. You may leave us now.

<newbie> Yes, master.

*newbie exits

<Legendd> Wonderful. We shall split them amongst themselves, and turn them against the community, as we did to gaK.

* MenTaLBoY glares in disproval.

<Legendd> Be thankful we allowed you to simply leave. Now, I certainly would like to have jh as one of us. We shall pick him out of the wreckage as we did the other.

* Waka glances over.

<Legendd> Fear not, Waka, for you have served us well.

* Five newbies enter escorting jh, Stargazer, and zixyer.

* Legendd looks over the new prisoners.

<Legendd> That one is dismissed. He and his GCS do not hamper us.

* A newbie escorts zixyer from the room.

<Legendd> Now, you two... I have much in store for you. Bring that one to me, and allow the other some freedom. There is much to discuss.

* Stargazer joins the group of CapnKev and MenTaLboY.

* A newbie brings jh before Legendd.

<Legendd> I can give you life or death. I can make you or break you. Shake my hand, join AD, and you shall love it. Refuse it, and your fate shall be that of your former leaders.

* jh moves to shake Legendd's hand, but instead pulls a dagger. Veloso jumps in the path of it, and falls to the ground dead.

<Legendd> Slime. Take him to the pit. Send word out that his leader shall come to me, and kneel before me, or else I shall destroy his friends.

- Two hours later.

<newbie> No word yet, Lord Legendd.

<Legendd> Where is he?

* Guyver crashes through the chandelier wearing all black, and a black cloak. His face is, surprisingly, painted up like the Crow.

* seanarcher reenters.

<Guyver> sa

<seanarcher> Guy.

<Legendd> The infamous ringleader of these rebels, Guyver.

<Guyver> You summoned?

<Waka> Bastard. Why didn't I get Crow facepaint?

<Guyver> Bastard is my word.

<Legendd> Enough! Bring in the others!

* Three newbies bring the beaten bodies of jh and Stargazer in.

<Guyver> What did you do to them?

<Legendd> That's insignificant. The point is, yenrab and xf are going to fire some darts at them laced with agents which will drive them insane. By kneeling before me, and becoming my pawn, you will spare them the misery.

* Guyver looks at jh and Stargazer.

<Guyver> Very well.

* Guyver nods to seanarcher.

* seanarcher nods back.

* Guyver approaches Legendd, but xf and Veloso block him.

<Legendd> That's close enough. You may kneel from there.

<Guyver> Now!

* seanarcher tosses a longsword (nmiaow) and rifle to Guyver, and a knife to Stargazer.

* Guyver loads the rifle.

* xf aims for Guyver.

* Stargazer whips the knife into xf, killing him.

* Guyver fires the rifle at the evil yenrab. The buckshot goes through yenrab, killing Tseng who is worshipping Legendd quietly.

<CapnKev> Oh my god, you've killed Tseng! You bastard!

* Guyver jumps towards CapnKev.

<Guyver> Thats _MY_ word!#%$@%@#$%

* Guyver raises his sword up above his head, but then reconsiders, and lowers his sword.

<Guyver> You don't get any respect either.

* Guyver approaches Legendd.

<Legendd> Halt. You must face my champion in combat. If you win, you may go. If not, I kill you all :P. Now, my champion is Waka.

* Waka pulls out a longsword. (nmiaow)

<Legendd> Who is yours?

* Guyver looks at Stargazer and jh.

<jh> Let me take him, Guy.

<Guyver> This is a longstanding rivalry. Besides, I can't ask you to take care of my dirty work.

Guyver and Waka begin fighting. The match goes on. And on. And on. After two hours...

<Guyver> For those who will never be leet!

* Guyver knocks Waka's sword out of his hand.

<Legendd> Kill him and you may go.

<Guyver> Never.

<Legendd> Then you die. Seize him!

* Newbies begin to enter.

* XR3 stuns the newbie hordes with amazing graphics and engines.

<XR3> Time to fly.

* XR3 creates a door leading to the NR Developement/War Room, #nr, and enters it.

* jh and Guyver enter.

* Stargazer enters, hangs a sign upon the door reading "We'll drop the bomb on ya," and locks it behind them.

<Legendd> Augh! This sign... What does it mean?

<evilyenrab> It means we need something other than vaporware.

<AD> Oh shi...

***end***

<Guyver> Bastard is my word.

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