act eleven

by nelson


Act Eleven: "Capitalization"

by Nelson

* The 'Rulers wake up surrounded by flaming debris.

<waka> My butt itches.

<mono> There goes my driver's permit-- I mean...!!!

<myth> You only had a permit!?!

<mono> Um... no...

<myth> Told you I should've been driving.

* inmate, who has been unconscious, comes to.

<inmate> I don't... feel so... it hurts... GOD it hurts...

* Everyone look towards inmate and makes an astonishing discovery.

<inmate> I... OH MY GOD!^$&!#$!&#%!

* inmate has no right arm.

<everyone else> Ew....

<myth> Where's his arm?

<waka> Look at all that BLOOD!!!

<inmate> I need a doctor.

<mono> I think I found it. It's over there by that auto shotgun!

* mono goes and over towards the arm and shotgun.

<waka> Btw, what happen to that small boy?

* Just then, small boy/multi burst through a pile of debris as he grows.

<multi> It's MULTI!%$!#!$&!

* mono picks up the auto shotgun and blast away the giant creature as "Song 2" plays on.

<multi> I only wanted a 1337 friend111!!!!!

* multi explodes causing blood and guts to fly everywhere. Strangely enough, his blood's made of pixie dust.

<mono> Hey, now we don't need a car! I can fllllllllyyyyyyyy....!!!!!

<waka> Think of happy thoughts! THINK OF HAPPY THOUGHTS#!^$!^%!@

<myth> Like me actually finishing Quest of Durin!!!

<inmate> Or me having my arm back!!!

<Butz> Or (censored due to explicit sexual content)!#!&$#!&%!

* Butz disappears just as strangely as he appeared.

<inmate> mono! Grab that bloody limb of mine! Now lets all fly to the hospital!

* And they're off!

* A few minutes later...

<Dr. Nick> Hi everybody!!!

<everybody> Hi, Dr. Nick!

<myth> Okay! That's it! NO more cameos from people with pronouns for names will EVER be in MZX Rules again!!!

* everybody leaves the room, with his head bowing down in shame...

<inmate> So doc, can ya fix me?

<Dr. Nick> Well... it'll be quite a hefty sum!!! And the surgery's still experimental!!!

<inmate> How much?

<Dr. Nick> Ohhh... well, maybe only about 7 to 8 hundred million!!!

* inmate shrieks like a little school girl who's just realized that a perverted little boy's looking up her dress. The same boy that happens to be her crush... she fantasizes about them kissing behind the swings at recess... even though she wants him so badly, she is appalled at the thought of him staring at her private places... she trully isn't offended... but that's the way society works, by unorthodox structure.... Anyway they go to another doctor.

<inmate> So can YOU fix me at a reasonable price? And will my medicare cover it?

<BHirsch3> I cna fxed ur gams!!!11!!

<inmate> No, you need to fix my arm, not my games (actually, they do need to be fixed, but that's another Act :P)

<BHirsch3> I ma vry srtat!!!1!!!!!!

* next

<inmate> Could ya just reattach this really quick?

<MattW> Why sure inmate! But it'll take a night's stay at the hospital!

<inmate> Um, sure! Anything to be able to, at night, um, never mind.

<MattW> Btw, mono has to spend the night too.

<inmate> Why?

<MattW> Uh... moral support!

<mono> Uh... that'd be fine... I guess...

* The next morning...

* waka and myth go into the hospital room that's holding mono and inmate.

<waka> Hey, where's MattW? I haven't seen him anywhere this morning.

<inmate> Hey... waitasec! My arm's still missing!

<mono> Hey... waitasec! inmate's arm is attached to my left butt cheek!!!

<MattW> Bwhahahaahahahah!!!! That's what you get for being unfriendly to newbies... such as RobD!!! For I am the messiah of newbies!!! I shall lead them to a new glorious empire and we shall run the entire internet as we know it! This all can be accomplished with Bill Gates and I! The new internet will be mind boringly easy and baby sit you ten times more than Win95 already does!!! Our first goal? pc.pcplus-mi.com!!! Newbies 4eva!!!

* MattW throws down a metallic ball which explodes as it hits the ground creating a smoke screen which he uses to escape laughing maniacally.

<myth> Holy fudge muffins!

<waka> Wu Tang 4eva!!!

* mono slaps waka's shin with his butt limb (rhyme not intended).

<inmate> I think that's the first time a non newbie has dedicated his life to helping newbies overthrow the leetish types.

<myth> No, second. Remember Bill Gate? There use to be a time with little to none annoying newbies.

<mono> That would be cool... if the internet was so unuserfriendly again that all the newbie retreated.

<inmate> We almost forgot. Waka, you know the drill.

<waka> Yes, sir!

* waka starts the standardized MZX Rules crap

* Tseng falls from the sky and lands on Opel, killing them both.

* Someone is resurrected for a short time then dies.

* The plot ceases to exist completely for a bit.

<someone says it, it doesn't matter who> It's "G'ah"!

<waka> Man, that was lame!

<inmate> Yeah, someone should really do something about that.

<mono> We should do something about pc.pcplus-mi.com.

<myth> Yeah, but I get to drive-- er, fly... yeah... that's it...

***endofmyfirstandprollylastact***

<multi> I only wanted a 1337 friend111!!!!!

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