act ten (not nine): "a return to insanity"

by mono


back on highway 27, waka, myth, inmate and mono have been joined by bob dole:

*waka begins singing the theme from sound of music.

<bob dole> stop singing.

<waka> (chuckles, continues singing) the hills are aliiiiiiiiiive, with the sound of muuuuuuuuuusic.

*bob dole glares at waka.

*waka glares at bob dole.

*waka continues singing.

*bob dole throws a spoon at waka.

<waka> thats it!!@#$

*waka attacks bob dole. he violently begins chewing on the loose skin on bob dole's neck.

*bob dole just lays there, drooling.

<inmate> oh my gosh! you killed bob dole!

<mono> bwah!

*bob dole gets up. he gets in a squatting position. he lifs his right leg, and puts it down. he does the same with his left leg. he breathes in. he breathes out. he gets up and repeatedly kicks waka in the face.

*waka manages to get up. he opens the winnebagel's sliding glass door, grabbing bob dole at the same time. being careful not to hurt his back, he picks up bob dole by his kneecaps and throws him into a sharp ravine.

<bob dole> (tumbling down cliff) ow! my eyelid!

<myth> (to waka) you idiot! bob dole was supposed to give us ratings! now we'll probably get canceled!

<waka> canceled, shmanceled, go to banceled.

*the winnebagel swervs.

*everybody looks at mono, who is currently driving.

<mono> (turns around) . . . what?

<myth> thats it. i'm driving.

<mono> no. i am.

<myth> oh, you are?

<mono> i are.

<myth> no. (tries to wrestle wheel from mono)

<mono> fine. screw you guys. i'm going....to the backseat. (lets go of wheel and walks away)

*unfortunately, mono lets go of the steering wheel before myth has contro of the vehicle. this causes to winnebagel to veer off road into the side of a large building.

<myth> oh no! not again!

*rubble surronds the winnebagel. large mounds of earthworms are in the large barn-like structure.

<inmate> where the frick are we?

*a small boy enters the building.

<small boy> (austrailian accent) ack! what did you do to my barn?

<waka, myth, mono & inmate> huh? what are you talking about?

<small boy> you've put a blasted hole in the side of my barn!

<myth> no we didn't.

<mono> what hole?

<small boy> (points to hole) the hole with the rv sticking through it!

<myth> uh. . .i'm lost.

<waka> welp, we'll be leaving now.

<small boy> no you won't. you're staying here to help repair my barn.

*inmate twitches, causing the rest of the barn to topple over.

<small boy> d'oh! now what am i going to do?

<mono> what was this place, anyway?

<small boy> my worm farm. it's known throughout my house as "multi's faboulous, faboulous world o' worms." but...n o W. . . YOU'VE. . . . . DESTROYED. . . . IT!!@#$%!#$^!#%^

<waka> ha-ha.

*the small boy's body grows much larger. hair sprouts in places previously thought by modern science unable to grow hair. his teeth become fangs. his skin turns a florescent yellow. he grabs waka and eats him.

<myth> he ate waka!

<mono> bwah.

*something beeps. a few seconds later, the previously small boy explodes, leaving waka sitting in a pile of greasy goo, holding a large gun.

<myth> are you done showing off, waka?

<waka> i suppose. (takes a bow)

*waka gets up, and joins the group. they walk into the winnebagel. behind them, the pile of goo rematerializes into the small boy. he follows them.

*on the winnebagel, mono, inmate, myth, waka and the small boy, (who thinks jmstuckman *are* annoying* </saga>) take their seats.

<waka> hey small boy. you can't be here, small boy.

<small boy> my name isn't small boy. it's multi.

<waka> well then, small multi, you can't be here, small multi.

<multi> too bad for you, curley sue.

<waka> are you threatening me?

*multi begins to change into the hideous monster again, but before he can, the winnebagel crashes head on with a large van. to make matters worse, tseng was attempting to cross the street at the precise time of the collision. he died, killing them both.

what will happen? will they all die? why do i always ask these stupid questions? do you even care? what is the average rainfall in the equitorial region of madagascar on a cold day in spain? find out the answers to these questions, AND MORE! in megazeux rules act 11.

***end***

<myth> (to waka) you idiot! bob dole was supposed to give us ratings! now we'll probably get canceled!

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